Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

Starring:

Andrew Dice Clay, Billie Worley, Brion James, Charles Rocket, Deborah Van Valkenburgh, Dee Booher, Dorothy Dells, Galen Schrick, Lin Shaye, Liz Sheridan, Nicholas Guest, Nichole McAuley, Peter Kwong, Ralph Monaco, Ross Huffman-Kerr, Russ Fast, Sonia Satra, Teri Hatcher, Tim Thomerson, Yuji Okumoto

Genre:

Action, Comedy